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fvckinbren:

I want this on my blog always.

fvckinbren:

I want this on my blog always.

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Reasons I’ll never be president of the united states:

1) Im not a US citizen
2) I’m a female
3) My solution to idiots is to drop them in the Australian outback
5) I’m bad at counting

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Parenting done right :)

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gang0fwolves:

when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time

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apricockjam:

apricockjam:

This rlly popular guy in my year was asking for nudes so I put my knees in a bra and snapchatted it to him so now he keeps sending me videos of him jerking off and I’m conflicted over whether or not I should tell him he just masturbated to my knees

my favourite thing about this is the fact that thousands of people have seen this post, reblogged it, thousands of people know he jerked it to knees yet he still has no fucking clue 

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lauriejuspeczyk:

If you don’t understand why people don’t like the big bang theory, once in an episode the cast was at a comic store browsing and a woman walked in, and one of the leads said “Is she lost?” and that was the joke.

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fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

fitnessgifs4u:

44 Best Bodyweight Exercises Ever for Women - Click HERE to see the other 35 on YouTube.

WOW.

I want a body like that.

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derples:

teganfeatsara:

that’s how I wanna go

Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed

he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword

HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD OFFICER

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